Hey all. I've been super occupied with studying for the GREs, which I take tomorrow (wish me luck!!). However, I didn't want you to think I forgot about you. A friend of mine posted this on her Facebook page. She got it from "The Weekly Bang", which is an orthodox mailing list/website, so all credit goes to them. Pretty funny stuff!!
Top Biblical Personalities in Your Workplace
Adam – The first hire, got in trouble for eating something from the office fridge that was forbidden. Been demoted to grunt work ever since.
Noah - that guy who brings his pet to work.
Abraham – Considered a pioneer in the field, founded the company through much family sacrifice
Moses - Left his current less desirable situation and brought his staff with him. Had to split the place after they worked him like a slave
Pharaoh - CEO whose ego plagues the company and eventually has to let people go
David - Somehow wins pitch over Goliath competitor and overnight becomes the reigning king of the office
Joshua – Completed the full corporate takeover of Canaan and expanded the office locations countrywide
Joseph - Dreams of being star CEO, and is annoyingly public about it. His clothing is flamboyant, but he sure is a charmer.
Potiphar's Wife – The first sexual harassment claim in the workplace
Ahashveirosh – The boss who sends emails and makes major decisions when sleepless at 2AM
Jonah - Swallowed by a whale of a project, hasn't been seen in months
Tamar - The office harlot, who somehow brings integrity to those around her
Shaul – Delusional CEO who doesn't believe he has just been replaced
Korah - Occupy Wall St.
Cain & Abel - Duo who always seem to being going to lunch/smoke breaks together, that is, until one had the other axed
Solomon – Ladies' man who built his cubicle into a Temple
Leah – Even after developing most of the future of the company, still feels second class to her arch nemesis Rachel
Ruth - Only employee who volunteered to stay with the company even after the rough merger
Sarah – She laid off Hagar... for the good of the company.
Mordechai – As a consultant, his stubbornness and insider information helped save the company from disaster
Pinchas – Zealously took on corporate corruption and won
Bilam –Consultant/Contractor brought in to crush the competition, ended up being a loose canon
70 Zikainim –The board of directors
Isaac - Only has his job cause his father Abraham started the place
ps. Dont worry, I had to look a couple of them up myself
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